Daniel Perez serves as the Sultan’s primary architect for all things that move, groove, and bypass traffic within our glorious borders. A seasoned expert in infrastructure and road development from the Dallas-Fort Worth region, Secretary Perez brings a “Big Texas” vision to the sovereign lands of Slowjamastan.”

About the Secretary:

Standing at a towering 6’3″, Secretary Perez is easily spotted inspecting the Republic’s borders. When he isn’t drafting blueprints for the next Great Slowjamastani Interchange, he is a dedicated public servant who believes that transportation is the heartbeat of a nation. He is also a advocate for public transportation, ensuring those who don’t own a vehicle can still travel freely in any direction within a couple minutes.