Visit The Republic of Slowjamastan

 

 

You can stop by anytime, but we really recommend you come by during one of our events. We’d hate for you to spend all that money on gas and drive hours through the American desert just to arrive at Slowjamastan to find the Sultan’s not home…nor anyone else. It might be kinda lonely for you. I mean, if you’re in the neighborhood, sure – but we wouldn’t recommend making a long trip to our nation outside of visiting hours. At least, not until The Sultan’s Lazy River® is completed.  If you do come, you assume any and all risks. No one’s died in Slowjamastan yet, let’s keep it that way.

 

*** APPLY FOR ENTRY VISA HERE ***

 

For our friends outside of North America: Please see this URGENT TRAVEL ADVISORY.

 

 

JUST ADDED:
“New States Who Dis?”
Date: Saturday, October 7th, 2023
Time: 4PM
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Join as we commemorate three new states!
Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, DonSam Wadi and Palmerstan State Governors and others.
Bring your best Slowjamastan “sign” to win prizes! 
There will be international press on site to interview citizens!
There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.
RSVP HERE.

 

*** APPLY FOR ENTRY VISA HERE ***

 

Well would ya look who stopped by?!