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Category: News

First Visit to Slowjamastan by a Sitting President

Posted on May 21, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

    BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER May 20th, 2023          Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, neighbors, allies and onlookers flocked to The Republic to witness a Slowjamastan first, as the young

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Sultan Infiltrates American Media: See His Excellency on The Kelly Clarkson Show

Posted on April 29, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER April 29th, 2023     Los Angeles: Our Dear Leader has once again infiltrated the American media, this time, appearing on NBC‘s The Kelly Clarkson Show, on Monday, May 1st. The Sultan said, “I

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Sultan Pimps Rides, Crowds Stunned

Posted on April 17, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

       BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER April 3rd, 2023   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 20,000 Slowjamastani citizens and supporters joined The Sultan and Parliament last to celebrate the arrival of the two latest official state vehicles to

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16 Nations That Have Recognized and Stamped the Slowjamastan Passport

Posted on February 5, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 4th, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: From the looks of it, The Slowjamastan passport is quickly on its way to becoming on of the most powerful passports in the world. On recent trips through Africa

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The First Five Slowjamastan Events in 2023

Posted on January 29, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 27th, 2023     Dublândia, Slowjamastan: If you missed the chance to meet The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament members in 2022, this year promises even more opportunities to catch up with the leaders of

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Sultan Swings By 12 Nations
Diplomatic Mission Recap

Posted on January 26, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 24, 2023 San Diego: It was wheels up once again in December, as our great Sultan continued his quest to see every country in the world. There are 193 nations on the planet.

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Under 50,000 Visit for Slowjamastan Spooktacular

Posted on December 2, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: The masses converged on The Motherland last weekend for what critics are calling one of the world’s most over-hyped mediocre events of the century: The Slowjamastan Spooktacular .

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Where the Hose At? A Look at Slowjamastan’s New Fire Engine

Posted on December 2, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022     Dublândia, Slowjamastan: You can’t protect a newly created nation from natural disasters without a fire engine, right? Thanks to Slowjamastan Director of Emergency Services, Rescue Rick, that liability is

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Go Slow-Racer, Go!
Slowjamastan’s Official Race Car Races in a Race!

Posted on September 22, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER September 21st, 2022      Buttonwillow, CA: A national anthem? Check. Currency? Check. Extremely handsome and charismatic leader? CHECK!!! Race car…that’s a big ol’ checkeroo! Thanks to Arne Carlson and a crew of

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The Sultan, World Leaders Meet at MicroCon

Posted on September 4, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 10th, 2022   Las Vegas: Leaders from 29 nations around the world converged on Las Vegas last weekend for MicroCon 2022, a summit designed to bring together countries large and small, for

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