FAQs
Where is The Republic of Slowjamastan located?
Slowjamastan is an enclave completely surrounded by American territory. Our nation is accessible from California Highway 78, between the American cities of Ocotillo Wells and Westmoreland, California. You can learn more about our location HERE.
Is The Republic of Slowjamastan really a country?
You betcha.
I don’t believe you.
A wise man once said, “It’s my prerogative.” That wise man was Bobby Brown. You don’t have to believe us – you do you and we’ll do us. But really, what constitutes what is and isn’t a country? I guess it depends on who you ask. Taiwan, Palestine, Vatican City, Kosovo and Western Sahara all say they are countries, but a large portion of the world does not agree. We have claimed independence, have land, borders, cultures and a kick-ass raccoon as a logo/national animal, soooooooo…we’re a country. Don’t fight it.
Can I visit Slowjamastan?
Why yes, yes you can. But you’ll need permission, a.k.a a visa. Get in touch with us for more information. Do not attempt to enter Slowjamastan without permission – we have land mines. And wild raccoons.
We do encourage selfies in front of our border signs. Just don’t go into Slowjamastan much further without a guide (the whole land mine thing, you know.)
Can I Become a Citizen of Slowjamastan?
You sure can! Like any nation, there are requirements. There is a test (don’t worry, it’s easy), minimal paperwork and a small fee involved, but trust me – it’s totally worth it. CLICK HERE to get started.
I want to be involved – how can I be part of Slowjamastan…more than just a citizen?
I’m glad you asked. We will soon be building our political and gubernatorial offices and we need all the help we can get. If you’ve ever wanted to be a prince, a knight, a czar or an ambassador – we’ll be filling dozens of positions and you’re invited to apply. Get in touch with us now to be notified first.
We just launched our “Name a State” program. We’re letting the public name all 12 of our states. Get info HERE.
Does Slowjamastan have a leader?
You damn right. The Sultan Randy Williams is the founder and supreme leader of Slowjamastan. Don’t even think about trying to overthrow him or this republic. It’s not that our Sultan can fight – he just has a lot of debt, and you don’t want that!!!
You can learn more about our Dear Leader HERE.
What is The Sultan’s day job?
The Sultan goes by “R Dub!” on the radio, and hosts an internationally syndicated program called Sunday Night Slow Jams that airs on over 200 radio stations in 17 countries. (Really!) You can see more info on the show HERE. He is also currently on a mission to travel to all 193 countries on the planet and has currently seen 170/193. His travel blog is located HERE.
The Sultan’s official bio can be admired HERE.
Why aren’t there more FAQs?
In good time, Grasshopper. Please check back later.
But wait! I want to know more!
Sign up for the Sultan’s Newsletter HERE. We’ll never spam you or sell your info. Sultan-swear.
Check out our “about” page for more fun facts and figures.
Stay updated on the latest news in Slowjamastan by following the Slowjamastan Ministry of Media and Communications news feed HERE.
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HISTORY
August 14, 2021 – Slow Jams radio host Randy “R Dub!” Williams visits The Republic of Molossia. A spark is ignited. (full story here.)
August 18, 2021 – The Republic of Slowjamastan was created (on paper and online). A search for land begins. (full story here.)
August 24, 2021 – Sultan unveils state flag. (full story here.)
August 26, 2021 – Sultan unveils national anthem. (full story here.)
August 30, 2021 – The Republic of Slowjamastan submits bid for land located in Imperial County, California, United States of America.
September 9, 2021 – Sultan unveils national coat of arms. (full story here.)
October 3, 2021 – Slowjamastan Department of Transportation created, rolls out first fleet. (full story here.)
October 4, 2021 – The Republic of Slowjamastan procures land located in Imperial County, California, United States of America. See VIDEO HERE.
November 11, 2021 – Ground is broken in The Republic of Slowjamastan. See VIDEO HERE.
December 1, 2021 – Sultan declares independence. See VIDEO HERE.
February 6, 2022 – Department of Foreign Affairs hosts “Meet The Sultan” events. See VIDEO HERE.
May 29, 2022 – States of Donsam Wadi, Palmerstan and Upper Palmerstan founded. See VIDEO HERE.
Please check back and watch our story unfold. This is history in the making. Stay updated on the latest news in Slowjamastan by following the Slowjamastan Ministry of Media and Communications news feed HERE.