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Sultan Invites You to Join us at Microcon 2023

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 4th, 2023      Dublândia: Earlier this morning, The Sultan announced his attendance at Microcon 2023, being held Saturday, July 1st in Joliet, Illinois. The Sultan will attend the international conference of


First Visit to Slowjamastan by a Sitting President

    BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER May 20th, 2023      Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, neighbors, allies and onlookers flocked to The Republic to witness a Slowjamastan first, as the young but mighty nation welcomed


Sultan Infiltrates American Media: See His Excellency on The Kelly Clarkson Show

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER April 29th, 2023     Los Angeles: Our Dear Leader has once again infiltrated the American media, this time, appearing on NBC‘s The Kelly Clarkson Show, on Monday, May 1st. The Sultan said, “I


Sultan Pimps Rides, Crowds Stunned

       BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER April 3rd, 2023   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 20,000 Slowjamastani citizens and supporters joined The Sultan and Parliament last to celebrate the arrival of the two latest official state vehicles to


16 Nations That Have Recognized and Stamped the Slowjamastan Passport

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 4th, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: From the looks of it, The Slowjamastan passport is quickly on its way to becoming on of the most powerful passports in the world. On recent trips through Africa


The First Five Slowjamastan Events in 2023

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 27th, 2023     Dublândia, Slowjamastan: If you missed the chance to meet The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament members in 2022, this year promises even more opportunities to catch up with the leaders of


Sultan Swings By 12 Nations
Diplomatic Mission Recap

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 24, 2023 San Diego: It was wheels up once again in December, as our great Sultan continued his quest to see every country in the world. There are 193 nations on the planet.


Under 50,000 Visit for Slowjamastan Spooktacular

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: The masses converged on The Motherland last weekend for what critics are calling one of the world’s most over-hyped mediocre events of the century: The Slowjamastan Spooktacular. Traffic


We believe in freedom for all citizens of Slowjamastan. You want pancakes for dinner? Do it. Fancy a pet aardvark? Do that, too. There’s not much you can’t do in Slowjamastan, however, please refer to our national laws and regulations. 

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Slowjamastanians are bound by honor. Our word is bond. Valour, chivalry, honesty, and compassion are all important values to us. We do the right thing, follow the golden rule, and don’t use speakerphone in public.

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We respect the land, the animals, our leader, each other. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to Slowjamastan. A little respect. (Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.) R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A little respect.

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Chief Border
Patrol Agent


Director of
Emergency Services

Joe Lindsay

Director of Land Management 

Matt Conde


Slowjamastan Security Forces


95 Political appointee 
positions available


Now, will be able to have a piece of Slowjamastan for yourself.

We’re currently offering, citizenship, passports and soon. even diplomatic and political appointments for qualified applicants.

If you promise never to wear Crocs inside The Republic, listen to mumble rap, or drive in the passing lane while not passing – you’re our kinda citizen. Git’cher butt down here!

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