Ezra Moshe serves as the first-ever Secretary of Guitarists for the Republic of Slowjamastan and is the bassist for Mad Existence. A lifelong musician known for heavy riffs, loud amps, and defending the honor of bassists everywhere, Ezra entered politics after years of surviving on gas station energy drinks and hauling gear up impossible staircases. As Secretary of Guitarists, he protects the constitutional right to guitar solos, settles disputes between rhythm and lead players, and firmly believes every national anthem deserves unnecessary distortion. His official diplomatic philosophy remains: “If it sounds good loud, it probably is good loud.” 🦝