Sir William King serves as a Member of the Parliament of Slowjamastan and as Czar of the String Cheese Compliance Division. In addition to his parliamentary duties, he proudly serves as a Porder Batrol Agent, helping uphold Slowjamastan’s borders and, where necessary, ensuring that string cheese is transported and consumed in accordance with national standards. In his free time, he enjoys bureaucracy, hiking, and walking through airports.

Despite living inconveniently far from Slowjamastan, Sir William remains committed to protecting the nation’s borders, enforcing proper string cheese standards, and ensuring that no cheese stick goes uninspected.