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ADVISORY:
Due to overwhelming flood of electronic correspondence from citizens, admirers, and curious outsiders, response from Ministry of Communications may be delayed. Glorious leadership reminds you: answers to most questions already exist within sacred digital archive at this website—including citizenship and passport applications.
If your inquiry displays insufficient initiative and could be answered by simple visit to official website, your message may be respectfully ignored for greater efficiency of the State.
Phone
+1 888-756-5267
Old School
The Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan in the USA
6755 Mira Mesa Blvd
Suite 123 – 231
San Diego, CA 92121
United States of America
Socials
@slowjamastan (see links below)