You are officially summoned to the grand, semi-official, and absolutely unforgettable ribbon-cutting ceremony of your very own V.I.P. parking spot in the illustrious Republic of Slowjamastan on Sunday, January 25th.

Before arriving, please watch this video showcasing your prestigious parking spot—it’s basically historic.

 

 

Join The Sultan in person (he promises a nod of approval), get your passport stamped by Mark Corona, Chief Porder Batrol Agent, and check out Rescue Rick and his famous “Where the Hose at?” Fire Engine—because rules are meant to be fun.

The Sultan’s Lazy River™ might be open. Or it might not. It’s all part of the thrill.

Click HERE to RSVP and cement your legacy in Slowjamastan lore.