You are cordially summoned to the grand, semi-official, and delightfully absurd ribbon-cutting ceremony of your very own V.I.P. parking spot in the illustrious Republic of Slowjamastan on Sunday, January 25th.

Before you arrive, please watch this video highlighting your prestigious parking spot—it’s practically a monument.

 

 

Join The Sultan in person (he might even give a royal wave), have your passport stamped by Mark Corona, Chief Porder Batrol Agent, and marvel at Rescue Rick and his legendary “Where the Hose at?” Fire Engine—because, naturally, every parking spot deserves a fanfare.

The Sultan’s Lazy River might be open. Or it might not. Adventure is optional.

Click here to RSVP and secure your slice of Slowjamastan history.