Frank Sloup

Czar of Your/You’re

Frank Sloup, Slowjamastan’s Czar of Your/You’re, bravely protects the nation from grammatical doom. Armed with a red pen and zero mercy, he punishes every “your welcome” and “you’re hat” with swift justice. In alliance with the Department of Their/They’re/There Enforcement, Sloup is our first line of defense, ensuring Slowjamastan remains gloriously free of linguistic crimes.

“Welcome, Frank—may your reign be long, and may your victims learn the difference.” —The Sultan