The Sultan thanks you!


Did you know just by purchasing products from The Slowjamastan Store, you are helping build our nation? Yes!

We are a tax-free country, so we depend on supporters like you to buy some of our cool-as-hell merch to keep our nation going…so thank you!

We will ship your product out ASAP. We endeavor to have all orders (except passports) in the mail within three business days, but please allow up to ten days for all domestic orders. Passports can take up to 60 days, but we endeavor to ship those within 2-3 weeks. 

Fancy something else from our store? We’re always adding mew stuff. You can click HERE to return to the store.

And thanks again!

The Sultan