Under 10,000 to Salute The Sultan in Slowjamastan


If you’re seeing this secret web page, it’s because you received a special invitation to meet The Sultan in Slowjamastan on October 7th at 4PM. How lucky are you???

First, please watch this personal video message from our Dear Leader:



So, are you in? Here are the details:

What: Party with The Sultan and Slowjamastan Citizens.

When: Saturday, October 7th at 4PM SST.

Where: Independence Square, Republic of Slowjamastan (location and directions HERE.)

Why: To celebrate the world’s newest nation and admire our sexy leader!


Interview requests and press inquires: info (at) slowjamastan.org


If you’re still wondering “what the hell is Slowjamastan?,” just watch the video below, take a tour of this magnificent website and Google “Slowjamastan” for more. Warning: Your life will never be the same.