You are cordially summoned to the grandiose, semi-official, possibly chaotic, and entirely unforgettable ribbon-cutting ceremony of your very own V.I.P. parking spot in the glorious Republic of Slowjamastan on Sunday, January 25th.

Before you arrive, please watch this video showcasing your legendary parking spot—it’s practically a national treasure.

 

 

Join The Sultan in person (he promises he’ll smile), have your passport stamped by Mark Corona, Chief Porder Batrol Agent, and marvel at Rescue Rick and his legendary “Where the Hose at?” Fire Engine—because why not?

The Sultan’s Lazy River™ might be open. Or it might not. We like to keep things exciting.

Click HERE to RSVP and secure your place in history (and possibly chaos).

 

 

 

Bonus: When Slowjamastan and U.S. officers meet, diplomacy wins: patience, paperwork, and partnership on full display. A must-watch!