Hello,

My name is Steven Battaglia or His Honerable the Director of Intelligence and Espionage to you. I ensure that everyone remains loyal and that the inner stirrings are all Croc free and Pro Raccoon. I also watch you when you eat sting cheese. Even if you think I’m not there, I know. PEEL IT RIGHT. I also go about the lands and talk to people about our great Nation and its benefits and habits. If you think you are a good fit for the Republic of Slowjamastan reach out to me. I’ll make sure to return to your messages as soon as possible. All Hail the Sultan!