The Sultan thanks you for your order!

Just by ordering merchandise from The Republic of Slowjamastan, you have shown your support for our nation. All proceeds from our store go directly back into our nation – to build infrastructure and improve our small but mighty nation. Please shop again!

We endeavor to ship out orders within 72 hours, except passports…

For passport orders:

We’ll reach out to you within 72 hours to collect info for your passport, or…

You may email the info to us now. We need the FULL NAME you’d like to be displayed, DATE OF BIRTH, COUNTRY OF BIRTH, and a passport photo. We RECOMMEND you use the same specs you would for an American passport…however, we will use whichever photo you send us. We highly advise your photo is taken against a white background. Email ALL OF THIS to:

Each passport is custom and we endeavor to ship passports out within one week, but it may take up to 30 days. We thank you for your patience. 

Need help or have questions? Email us anytime at

Have a Super Slowjamastan Day!