Kathryn Keyes

Empress of Catlandia

Slinking stealthily into your hearts and minds, the Empress of Catlandia will introduce you to the joys of being owned by goblins from all nine circles of hell. Cat hair will become your new wardrobe; meows, trills, frrrrrrs, and herroops will become your new language. As they weigh you down, softly pinning you in place with warmth, purrs and slow blinks, you shall learn bladder control beyond your wildest dreams. Catlandia is filled with tamed ferals and street cats who were once foolishly deemed unwanted; now secure in their loving home they slowly take over and plot world domination.