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National TV and Radio

Posted on April 27, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

       Slowjamastan’s national TV network has launched via our official YouTube channel HERE .           Slowjamastan’s national radio station is Slow Jams Radio , aka “Sunday Night Slow Jams,” which airs every Sunday

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Department of Treasury

Posted on April 27, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

Currency: Dubles (rhymes with Russian “Rubles”) Coins: Dubloons Secretary of Treasury: Dave Denes Federal Bank: Bank of Slowjamastan How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE !       How can I purchase Dubles and Dubloons? Go HERE

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Slowjamastan Porder Batrol

Posted on April 27, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  In 2022, Slowjamastan Porder Batrol… Seized 427 pairs of Crocs Stopped 79 drivers who had their feet on the dashboard Constructed 14 feet of new border fence Destroyed 17 tunnels (later discovered to be just gophers, but still…)  

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