Clayton Cothron

General – Slowjamastan Army

General Cothron is originally from Tennessee, but spent several years in Hawaii while serving in the United States Army, before joining Slowjamastan’s Armed Forces and rising to the rank of General of the Slowjamastan Army. A man of many skills, General Cothron has worked among the people, as a construction worker, a welder, a firefighter, an infantryman. The Republic of Slowjamastan salutes General Cothron!