Jarl Ben Tungsten of Ashmen

Grand Arbiter of Gentlemen

Behold Jarl Ben Tungsten of Ashmen, a man so refined, his morning tea is brewed with the tears of uncouthness. Grand Arbiter of Gentlemen, he waltzes through life with the grace of a swan and the subtlety of a sledgehammer wrapped in velvet. His monocle is not just an accessory; it’s a portal to a dimension where plebeian manners dare not tread. In the kingdom of sophistication, Jarl Ben is the undisputed monarch, dictating proper etiquette with the wave of his impeccably manicured hand. If charm were a currency, he’d be the Warren Buffett of wit. Step into his world, where even the crumpets gossip about table manners, and where the term “gentleman” is not a title but a trembling aspiration.