Description
Bring charm to your home with a glossy ceramic ornament so majestic it’ll have the kids asking, “Where the hose at, Dad?”—and you’ll pretend you don’t know what they mean. With its smooth finish and classy gold-toned string, it proudly outshines every other piece of holiday décor you overpaid for this year.
• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
• Ornament thickness: 0.125″ (3 mm)
• Glossy finish
• White backing
• Gold-colored string included
• Lovingly crafted by string-cheese-chomping barbarians in the Slowjamastan Re-Education Camp™
This glorious masterpiece is created just for you the moment you hit “order,” which is why it takes us a little longer—art cannot be rushed, comrade. By crafting these treasures on demand instead of churning out mountains of them like a bargain-bin factory, we heroically reduce overproduction.
Thank you for making a responsible, guilt-free, environmentally angelic purchase. Slowjamastan salutes your restraint.
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