RESULTS: Conditional Approval

 

Hooray! You’ve been conditionally approved! How excited are you?!

While you are approved to visit Slowjamastan, you may only enter the country on the date(s) below:

 

 

Event: “(NO) Croc-tober”
Date: Saturday, October 7th, 2023
Time: 4PM – 7PM
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Join as we commemorate three new states!
Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, DonSam Wadi and Palmerstan State Governors and others.
Bring your best Slowjamastan “sign” to win prizes! 
There will be international press on site to interview citizens!
There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.
RSVP on Facebook HERE.

 

 

 

Print the visa card above and bring with you, along with ID, to any Slowjamastan entry gate. Check border wait times before arriving.

FOR VISITORS OUTSIDE OF THE USE: Read this IMPORTANT TRAVEL ADVISORY HERE.

 

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Want to go to Slowjamastan on a different date? You are more than welcome to take a photo in front of our sign, outside our borders, however, technically Slowjamastan is private property, so best to wait until an official, hosted event.

DISCLAIMER: By entering Slowjamastan, you have agreed to release all liability and hold The Republic of Slowjamastan LLC harmless should you become injured or die during your visit to Slowjamastan. You understand that most of the nation is rugged, desert terrain and home to wildlife, including but not limited to: snakes, spiders and wild raccoons. You understand infrastructure like roads, sidewalks, bridges and tunnels have not yet been constructed in Slowjamastan. You understand the risk in entering and exploring desert terrain. You will hold The Republic of Slowjamastan LLC, its sponsors, affiliates and partners harmless should any damages arise during your visit to Slowjamastan, including but not limited to: personal injury, death or damage/loss to personal property.