BY THE SULTAN l SUPREME LEADER
June 11, 2023
Dublândia: As much fun as we are having creating and watching this whole “Slowjamastan” empire unfold and explode, please allow your Sultan to be serious for a moment…
Since the news of Slowjamastan broke around the world (CNN, etc.), I have personally received hundreds of emails and DMs from wonderful new friends around the world, legitimately wanting to move to Slowjamastan for a better life – seeking asylum from areas and situations they wish to improve. While the m.o. of Slowjamastan is comprised mostly of humor, fun and imagination, I can not, with good conscious, give an anything less than serious (and hopefully compassionate) reply to these legitimate requests. So to all my new, dear friends and Slowjamastan supporters who have asked to come to Slowjamastan, please read the following FAQs below before booking that plane ticket:
1. I live outside of The United States. Can I visit Slowjamastan?
It may be possible, but please understand that our nation is completely surrounded by The United States of America, and since Slowjamastan currently does not have a functioning international airport, you would need to enter through the USA first. At this time, we do not offer visa support for the USA.
2. If I get into the United States, can I move into/live in Slowjamastan?
At the moment, no. While we have big dreams for our small but mighty nation, we currently do not possess the infrastructure to house new residents. As of today, we have no paved roads, no residential housing and minimal employment opportunities. Our job market sucks. Our internet sucks even worse. Three cable channels. Sounds like an awesome place, right? And pssssst, don’t tell anyone, but we’re still working on the electricity, sewer and plumbing thing, so there’s that.
3. Can I travel with The Slowjamastani Passport?
Although our passport has been stamped in over 20 nations, the fact is, our passport has not yet been accepted for travel in most countries. It’s currently only recognized in the micronations of Molossia, Sealand, Dukionary and of course, Slowjamastan…most (if not all) fully-recognized UN nations sadly do not accept our beautiful passport at the moment. You might even land in jail for trying to pass international borders with our passport, so please don’t try it. Our passports are currently sold for novelty purposes and we accept no responsibility should you try and use it for official travel. Maybe one day! Still want a Slowjamastan passport? Get one HERE!
4. Well that sucks! Why would I want to become a Slowjamastani citizen then?
Slowjamastan is what you make it! A reprieve from the exhausting barrage of everyday politics and drama, Slowjamastan is an escape from everyday life – even if just for a few fleeting moments – to get away and have a laugh and a smile and meet some new friends looking for the same. You can pay a visit to us virtually (online), or in person, if you’re nearby – take a selfie with The Sultan and our founders, search for our allusive raccoons and roast people who wear Crocs. And don’t get me wrong, Slowjamastan will be physically growing – just know that Rome was not built in day. Citizenship is free and you can get started HERE.
You can even apply to become a Slowjamastani Ambassador to your country or even a member of Slowjamastan Parliament. See details HERE.
Please accept this awkwardly long and tight hug from your Sultan and all the blessings from all of us in Slowjamastan. We hope to see you one day, online, or in person, in The Motherland!
All the best,
Your Sultan
P.S. For our friends nearby, we await your visit. Please SIGN UP for our free newsletter, and we’ll send you invites to our future events and Slowjama-Jams! Next get together: Sunday, June 25th at 4:30PM! RSVP HERE.
I am rajshekhar from India I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
You’re IN!
I am Ammar. From Bangladesh. I heard a little while ago that your new country was announced by a television channel in our country. It was very good to hear, because I dreamed very much since childhood that one day I will become the Prime Minister of an independent country and devote myself to the service of the people. Because I And my family has been accepted as abducted by some powerful wretched people in my mother land. That’s why I want every person to live with their own rights. And no one should have to leave the motherland like me. I wish your country welfare and prosperity. And I want to visit your country. How to apply for visa. Please let me know the details. thank you
Welcome, my brother! We’re more of an “online” nation at the moment…we’re still working on roads, electricity and sewer. I wish I could welcome you to move here personally – but we can be friends online for now, yes? -Sultan
Yes.Sultan
Of course.Sultan. How do I contact you?
“Contact” tab on this website. Look forward to speaking my friend!
Hi
Can a person from Utah be a citizen of Slowjamastan and how do I gain citizenship
Surely! Application can be found right here, on this here website!
Hi Good morning. I’m MOTIUR from Bangladesh. I’m interested citizenship in the slowjamastan country. How can I will get your help. Please advise me. Thank you
Your Regards
MOTIUR
moXXXXXX@gmail.com
Just click the big button on the main page that says “APPLY FOR CITIZENSHIP!” 🙂
I am with you brother. I am aslo from Bangladesh.
Thank you, brother!
my name is shohel rana i live in bangladesh i want to leave this country i like your new country plz take me we don’t have any office in bangladesh to apply in your country please i am sending photo copy of passport take me anyway i want to stay in that country want
Skill worker. I am Interested Work visa your country.
Our job market sucks at the moment, I’m sorry. (Plus we only have three cable channels).
I want to start a new life but I can’t afford to start a new life but I am very happy to see your country hope you stay well and keep your country people well
I pray to Allah that you stay well and stay healthy
Thank you very much sir.
Sending you blessings and good vibes, right back to you, my friend!
i am interested slowjamastan
We sure hope so!
How do I get a visa to your country?
I want to become citizen
Simply apply on this website, my friend!
my name is sohail rana i live in bangladesh i want to leave this country i like your new country plz take me we don’t have any office in bangladesh to apply in your country please i am sending photo copy of passport take me anyway i want to stay in that country want
I am Suhaag from Bangladesh I want to be a citizen of slozamastan
I am ‘Md Arif Hossain’ from Bangladesh.
I love to travel and those who mix with people of different new countries, different races, professions, their minds are very big and clear and they can easily adopt people of different caste and Sultan definitely like my thoughts. I have come to know about Slojamastan country through various media and I am aware of the rules and regulations so I am very willing to become a citizen of Slojamastan.
I want to be near the Sultan.
Thank you.
I am Saidul Islam
I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan.
I am Ibrahim khalil from Bangladesh I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
You’re in the right place!
I want to citizen ship slowjamastan
Simply apply on this website, my friend!
I have already got the citizenship of this country how can I get the passport of my country???
Visit our online store, comrade!
I m abdul hannan from bangladesh i want to go to your country to live a nice life with some land and serve people please help me to go
Oey vey. Please read this article again. SLOWER.
I am Abdul Hannan I want citizenship of your country I want to serve your country I want to serve the people as a citizen of that country and if you want then you can appoint me in the army of your country I will become the army of that country I will serve the people for the country I will serve the country my whatsapp number + XXXXXXXXX
Do you have a tank though? We need a tank.
Hay I Am Jahid From Bangladesh.
I am Mohammad Kaysir Alam from Bangladesh I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
My name is Kami Shing, and I’m from Vanautu, a small country in the Pacific. I saw your new country on youtube and love how the Sultan interacted with the public, such a cool guy. I’d love to be part of this country and it’s development and be an investor there. God bless this new born country.
My friend, I was in Port Vila in December!!! -Sultan
dear sir,
Accept my respect and greetings. I am a resident of Bangladesh and I am very eager to inform that I hope to become a citizen of The Republic of Slowjamastan. And attracting your kind attention. Best wishes to you The Republic of Slowjamastan. Your kindness will fulfill my hope. Respect The Republic of Slowjamastan
Big hug to our Sultan. One love from Nigeria. I day, I will visit this republic.
Big hug right back!
Honorable sultan of slojamastan
I would like to be a proud national of your slojamastan country
Hello my friend! Please apply ASAP. We’ll leave the light on for you!
Long live the Sultan!
Is your country hiring any Dukes? Or Earls? My resume consists of all the necessary traits to be either. I also can detect a secret croc wearer and would keep the country safe from those trying to infiltrate. I am looking for a salary of $2.16 per month. Anything more than $26 per year will have devastating tax complications for me in another country. Oh, and I’m good with sand
Visit the JOIN US tab and apply within! Wait til you see the salary structure! (You pay US!)
I am Indian my name jobanpreet Singh .I need cityzinship your country I to much hart work development your country sir .
This is so 😎 cool!
You made me smile. Thank you!
You made The Sultan smile.
I am From Bangladesh. I want to be among one of them to build your nation, and become ur Nationality.
I am writing from Turkey. My name is Didem. I am 24 years old and I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
Simply apply on this website, my friend!
Hi sultan
I am afsar from Bangladesh
I want to become a citizen of slowjamastan
I want a better life in here….Please accept me…and tell me what i have to do…please
Simply apply on this website!
Saw this on the news, typed you in and told the wife, “honey he’s for real”. Lmao. Omg, thank you for a hellovalaugh on a Monday morning. We’re in the mountains of southern Missouri. And y’all sound Fun. I have to warn my wife about the crocs, though. We hope to see you soon. In the meantime, can we become citizens online?
Yes, apply today! And thank you for the good vibes, Shane and Robin! We welcome you with open arms and a bowl of yellow Starburst!
I want to be among one of them to build your nation, and become ur Nationality
am interested in being a citizen of Slowjamastan, what should I do?
I am a citizen of Bangladesh, how can I go to that country and there are opportunities as a citizen.
Thanks
Abdur Rahim
Bangladesh
I would like to emigrate to Slowjamastan and apply for a position as your Border Patrol Agent. I don’t like guns. I will walk the border, politely telling foriegners to go away, we’re full. Do you have any sun block, I’m very fair skinned?
Thank you,
Your American Neighbor,
Bill Douglas
When can you start? Apply at porderbatrol.com ASAP please.
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WHY AREN’T YOU THE SULTANATE OF SLOWJAM?
Will you be opening a casino there? Maybe a portable one in a RV?
I like it. Maybe sell some hooch, too! -Sultan
due to the limited acreage may I suggest an entirely underground infrastructure including housing, roads and of course electricity to not restrict the view with any utility poles and to save the surface area for renewable power production (is it windy there?), etc. the airport will of course require surface area for the runways, which could be covered with solar producing panels as well. I sure hope my citizenship is approved as I dearly hope to become a part of the boldest new nation on planet earth. in fact, very likely, in the entire universe. LONG LIVE THE SULTAN!!!
A nation born from slow jams, sounds wonderful, it is now on my bucket list of places I need to visit!
Greetings from Tijuana, Mexico.
Hope to see you in Slowjamastan or in TJ! (Hot tip: Your Sultan is on the radio in TJ on XHRM Magic 92.5FM!)
I want to be a citizen of Republic of slojamastam
Tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want.
I think you may want this version of you response instead!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDbIOLfCGEIW4&playnext=1
After all…. you are in Slojamastan!
This is so dang cute and brilliantly creative…..
Soooooo,,,,,,,,,,, Has In N Out Met the basic requirements in order to open a store in the great and expanse of Slowjamistan? If so then I would like to visit later on this summer. With the sultans permission of course.
By the way, do you have a need for an official US Govt. seret squirrel?
The Sultan’s more of a Whataburger fan, but right now I’ll take what I can get. I’m starvin’ here!!!
thats right! whataburger is the best!
am interested in being a citizen of Slowjamastan, what should I do?
I am a citizen of Bangladesh, how can I go to that country and there are opportunities as a citizen?
Thanks
AL Amin Sajib
Bangladesh
Apply today!
Sou de Portugal 🇵🇹 na Europa 🇪🇺 e já me inscrevi como cidadão de Slowjamastan🦝! Agora tenho dupla nacionalidade! 😄 Tenho um pedido sério a fazer ao líder Supremo, Sultão de Slowjamastan! Por favor dê o seu apoio à Ucrânia🇺🇦, aquela nação está a ser invadida por inimigos da diversão e liberdade! O presidente Zelensky nessecita do apoio de todas as nações para libertar o seu país! Certamente a Ucrânia ficará agradecida com seu apoio! Viva o Sultão de Slowjamastan! 🦝🤝🇵🇹
Muito prazer, Bruno! Forte abraço! -O Sultão
Chicos, señor Sultán:
Soy actriz, tengo un elenco propio y dicto con una socia-actriz un taller de teatro llamado Hilo Rojo Taller de Historias con la finalidad de que la gente vuelva a ser feliz y a jugar sin ataduras como cuando eran niños. Cuando construyan su primer teatro por favor avisennos! Somos Faby Fara y Dana Etcheverry, vivimos en Mendoza-Argentina, pero todo sea por la felicidad de Slowjamastan!!!
¡Mucho gusto Dana y un abrazo fuerte! -The Sultan
I am Bangladeshi 🇧🇩.i want to visit your country
Slowjamastan sounds like a super place 🙂 Hopefully we can leave politics at the border. As a stamp collector of +/-65 years , when are the first stamp issues being released. A great way to add to the country’s finances 🙂 Can hardly wait PLUS probably better service than the USPS.
Thanks for making my day!!
That is the rules my friend – a place were we can escape the fighting, drama and divisiveness OUT! And YES! Stamps available NOW in the SHOP! -Sultan
I love your country 💞💞💞💞
I lobe YOUR country! Dhaka is one of The Sultan’s favorite cities!
Hi hello 🤗 I’m from Bangladesh but I living united Arab Emirates
But I’m refugee from Myanmar
But I have passport of Bangladesh
I think I fill with me this country perfect for me because I love this new rules 💓 and I love new country please 🙏
It’s possible or not I don’t no 😞
But I’m I need this CETYZANSHIP
I am sad. I would love to become a citizen of Slowjamastan, but I’m a long-time Croc devotee. I have Crocs older than the kids who made them cool again. This is a terrible state of dissonance to be in.
We have people standing by who can help you – please allow us to bring you into a our Slowjamastan Re-Education Center.
I am zeeshan ahme from pakistan i want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
We’re happy to have you Zeeshan. And your name is pretty rad!
Honorable sultan i want to became a citizen of slowjamastan.
I am from Bangladesh
Have a great future for our Sultan🥰
Right now I’m just trying to get my summer body in order.
i want to become sultan’s representative , as well as the country Slowjamastan’s in Bangladesh.
We’ll soon be hiring for Sultan’s Secret Service. Stay tuned for details!
Hi I am Monowar Hossain I visit Your country please Call mi +880XXXXX726 and
+880XXXXXX726
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy…
How do I apply to build the Great Wall of Slowjamistan.
Start here: https://www.slowjamastan.org/2023/06/08/own-a-piece-of-slowjamastan/
I’m from Bangladesh & I’m living now oman
I want to your country citizenship
I am a citizen of Bangladesh.
I have complete my graduation with work experience from Singapore.
Currently I am doing building construction Builders and Developers business in Bangladesh
I have already visited in Australia,
Japan, China, USA.
If you give chance
I would like to be start building construction Builders and Developer business in your country.
Thanks with best regards
Engineer JASHIM UDDIN.
Contact +88 01XXXXXXX5
I am a citizen of Bangladesh.
I have complete my graduation with work experience from Singapore.
Currently I am doing building construction Builders and Developers business in Bangladesh
I have already visited in Australia,
Japan, China, USA.
If you give chance
I would like to be start building construction Builders and Developer business in your country.
Thanks with best regards
Engineer JASHIM UDDIN.
Contact +88 0XXXXXXXX245
I love your ideas, your country in the country.
You have a great future for our Slowjamastan.
Một ý tưởng thật thú vị và hi vọng ngày càng được nhiều người trên thế giới yêu mến.
Thanks with best regards.
TRI PHAN MINH
From ASIA – Vietnam.
So great to meet you my friend! Thank you for the good vibes! Love from Slowjamastan!
I m abdul hannan from bangladesh i want to go to your country to live a nice life with some land and serve people please help me to go. My WhatsApp number +XXXXXX please please join my WhatsApp
Unfortunately we are experiencing a great housing shortage at the moment. And can’t seem to figure out the electricity and plumbing thing. Standby.
I am a citizen of Bangladesh.
I have complete my graduation with work experience
Before I’m traveling Saudi Arabia I love your country
I want to live local in your country Forever I love your new country 💖
God bless your new country
I love your country All the people
I need your help
+880XXXXXXXX1
WhatsApp number
Email saXXXXXXXa@gmail.com
I am Mohammad Shamim Ahmed from Bangladesh.I want to be a Citizen Of Slowjamastan.I hope you will consider my point.
Great to meet you, Mr. Mohammad and welcome to Slowjamastan!
Hi sultaan im Aman I already apply for citizenship now i m from india but now I working malayaisa if i want come our country how i need information for visa . And how i pay money online by card for passport .
Thank you Sultan. ❤️
Love from Bangladesh. ❤️
Hello my brother!
I am nasir from Bangladesh I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
Welcome, Nasir!
Assalamu Alaikum I hope you are well by the grace of Allah I like the rules of your new country is there any chance for me to go to your new country
Wa-Alaikum-as-Salaam my brother! And thank you for the good vibes!
I am Hossain Chowdhury from Bangladesh.
I want to be a citizen of Slowjamastan and i want to be a soldier of our honorable sultan.
Can do you do the kung-fu?
How do I get a visa? I am visiting my new home. I hope to be one of you. I want to get a Slugamastan passport.
Kindly see the “TRAVEL ADVISORY” on our main page. All the best. Strong hug.
Will there be a Medical/Health Plan available to residents? While I have no, zip, and/or zero knowledge or experience in the medical and/or health field, I self-authorized myself as a “Doctor” (air quotes required with all usage. ) I can make an ambulance siren noise with my mouth. Also, I know the lyrics to Wooly-Bully by Sam The Sham and the Pharos.
Say less! You had us at Wooly-Bully.
Say less. You had us at Wooly-Bully.
Dear Sultan ,
Hats of felicitations
Greetings from me and my family also from Bangladesh
Have a nice Friday
I am very happy and feel proud for your email .
Your email is well noted and its a great honour for me
I would like to work with you for the greater interest of your new nations .
Really you did extraordinary . I appreciated .
Go ahead i am always with you . Keep in touch . Respect from my bottom of heart .
Wishes your every success and happiness in your life .
God Bless you
Warm Regards
Your patron
Md . Jashim uddin
Bangladesh
I am Apurbo Kumar Roy, Bangladesh national of 27 years old. My qualification is Diploma in Textile Engineering. From the beginning I am very much into charity work. This I have learnt from parents to help people. For me Humanity is the most important factor of life. May passion is to help people. While browsing internet I come across with your country detail, I thought this is best platform for me to fulfill my passion of helping people.
I am currently based in Dubai, United Arab Emirates on Residence visa.
My contact details are:
Email:apXXXXXXX73@gmail.com
Mobile No:+971 XXXXXX61
Hello sultan
I am Rapinder kaur
I am from India
How to apply visa
Yes
The messages here and the replies are hilarious!
I’m self declaring myself a citizen of Slowjamastan refusing to apply for one!
It worked! But then we officially “undeclared” you moments later. So fill out that form, grasshopper!
As a “refugee” from Imperial County, CA (that is the immediate territory outside Slowjamastan), I would respectfully suggest that you “reach out” to the “alternatively-living” folks of SLAB CITY, CA (4.5 miles NE of Niland, CA (also in Imperial County). It has ALL of the lack of resources, etc. that Slowjamastan does not have, and yet has become a “refuge” for “snowbirds” (around 2,000 in the cooler months-Oct. to April), artists, those wanted by the CA law (or other legal entities), and those desiring to live off-OFF the “grid”. Slowjamastan can learn a LOT from Slab City. You have something they don’t (“micro nation” status!). Slab City has something Slowjamastan does not-PEOPLE that live there YEAR ROUND-with a little bit of “infrastructure”. You two entities would complement each other beautifully. And maybe some day-one can “annex” the other! 😉
I’ll alert the cavalry. We ride at dawn!
Could you help us create our own micronation? Its always good to have more allies 😉
i applied already what will be the next step.
Time to play a Slow Jam and relax. May I recommend a nice Anita Baker tune? Maybe something from the RAPTURE album?
Sultan,i hear about ur new country,i am interested to settled in ur country,by profession i am teacher in india,can i takes citizenship of ur country
Hello, sir i wish / my dream travel to your country.
How i comes your country.
My dream can i see you👑
Kindly see the “TRAVEL ADVISORY” on our main page. All the best. Strong hug.
I will start a war with your country anytime, be prepared, Sultan.
be ready to face the wrath of the mighty conqueror Sultan Riskhan, the sultan of RR Nation.
We will come with all our force to invade your country and capture you as a prisoner of war.
Sounds legit.
I love slowjamastan…
Slowjamastan loves YOU!
Dear Sultan Williams,
Greetings from South Korea.
I read an article about your country on the most popular website in SK.
My hobby is to collect all sorts of notes and coins around the world.
Someday, I would like to pay a visit to your country to add “Slowjamastanese money” to my collection 🙂
Looking forward to it!
Yours sincerely,
Danny Kim
Please give me citizenship sir
Apply today!
This is Emon. I would like to become a citizen in you country.
Thank you,
Sultan
Apply today!
How to get the visa ?? Please give me the opportunity to become a citizen in you country.
Kindly see the “TRAVEL ADVISORY” on our main page. All the best. Strong hug.
Okay
“YEAAAAHHHHH!” (in my Lil’ Jon voice)
Hlo sir I needed your country cityzinship am interested living this country
Hello sir I needed your country citizenship am interested living this country. Please save my all data.
Simply apply on this website – although see out Travel Advisory in regards to coming here. We’re not ready for residents quite yet!
Dear Sultan ,
Greetings from my side
Good afternoon & Happy Wednesday
I am very happy and feel proud for your email .
Your email is well noted and its a great honour for me
I would like to work with you for the greater interest of your new nations .
Really you did extraordinary . I appreciated .
Go ahead i am always with you .Respect from the bottom of my heart .
Wishes your every success and happiness in your life .
God Bless you Sultan & Long live Sultan
Warm Regards
Mohammed Ali
Myanmar 🇲🇲
Thank you, my friend!
Hi I am from Mississippi (small town America I am happy to be a citizen of slowjamastan
I would like to reside in the country of Sluga Mastan and establish my own company that is concerned with agricultural and animal wealth
Where is Sluga Mastan???
I am MD. MAHMODUL HASAN JOWEL from BANGLADESH. I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan. please approve my citizenship request.
Approved!
I am Khalid Khan from PAKISTAN.
And I want to be a Citizen of SLOWJAMASTAN.
Please approve my citizenship request.
Thank you❤️
Approved.
Sounds like an interesting idea. It’s the desert so nothing grows, or does it? Maybe you can start out by making it a Tiny Home community. Rend would include the planting and maintenance of a drought tolerant tree along the perimeter of the community. I suppose each home can have a Propane and Water tank for their use that they can import into the country as needed. I’m sure you’ll have to make some deal with a company or the US for import fees but, I think it can be done and it would be a start, for anyone wanting to live out there in the boonies. They bring some dirt for the tree, and eventually, you’ll have a perimeter with trees forming the border lines, people can bring in their chickens, some cows, goats, animals that can roam around freely for all to care for and maybe together build a greenhouse and eventually you’ll start to have your own foods. I’m sure they can start a road by getting some crushed gravel to make a rural road to start with.
It can be done.
Me, I’d rather start something like this in an area where rain actually makes the ground green, but, you’ve got a great start. Good luck.
I’m faraz buzarjomehri can you said my visa approved or not
I am Rakib from Bangladesh I want to be a citizen of slowjamastan
We welcome you with open arms and a box of freezer-burned Hot Pockets!
Can I create a business in Slowjamastan?
We need a bowling alley.
I have become a free citizen of your country. I want to come to your country. My current country is Bangladesh. I am more than 20 years old and I am very active person. I want to be a worker of dear Slozamastan.
Dear The Sultan ,
Thanks very much for your invitation to join us for “sunset in Slowjammastan” on Saturday, April 27th and it’s a great honour for me. But I am very regretted that I can not go there beacuse of personal reasons.
I expect to see you next time.
Your sincerely,
Amy Wei
We missed you so much!
I’m just learning about slowjamastan and am interested in becoming a citizen. Do you have property available and would you allow someone to purchase property based on labor?
Hi Jake! We aren’t selling property at the moment. Citizenship is free and we welcome you to join! We also welcome any ideas you have!
It sounds very cool that someone created his own country. I’m happy to know about that.