Samuel Cummings

Minister of Adult Entertainment

Samuel Cummings, a man of many “talents,” ascended the ranks to become the illustrious Minister of Adult Entertainment. With a penchant for pushing boundaries, he revolutionized the art of diplomacy by combining it with a unique flair for, well, intimate matters. Known for his charismatic speeches on topics of “national interest,” Cummings proved that a hands-on approach to foreign relations could truly bring nations closer together. His memorable catchphrase, “A little less politics, a little more action,” resonated across borders, solidifying his legacy as the master of unconventional international relations. Truly a man ahead of his time, Cummings showed the world that sometimes, all you need is a little bit of… diplomacy.

When he feels like not doing anything official that day, His Excellency enjoys gaming (Star Trek Online, Grand Theft Auto and Civilization), boating and reading. Among his favorite reads include The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri, 13 Bankers by Johnson and Kwak and The Lexus And The Olive Tree by Thomas L. Friedman. His favorite television shows include the Star Trek saga, Babylon 5, Commander in Chief and Madam Secretary. His favorite actor is Jenna Jameson, and he enjoys fine dining, particularly filet mignon, and is a vodka aficionado.

His Excellency is a triple-honors graduate of Eastern Michigan University, in Political Science and also took part in Graduate School there. He proudly refers to himself as a “Ph.D(ropout).” He resides in Detroit, Michigan USA.