Christopher Faulkner

Sandman & Grand Poobah

“As a sovereign state with lots of sand, Slowjamastan needs a Sandman, to count the sand in the Republic (although I will most likely outsource this important mission), maintain time (the Republic needs efficient time keeping hour glasses), help people sleep (a specialty of the Sandman), and keep the guitar riffs going, and many more as yet unidentified but essential tasks for the running of the Republic.

In addition, a Grand Poobah is a position that every Republic needs – an important position for someone to do nothing, which is extremely vital to support the Sultan in his rule.”