(Head of the Slowjamastan Olympic High Dive Team)
He was once the neighbor of a man named Leroy Brown. Governor Nocrocsinhere was known in the neighborhood as the nicest man in the whole damn town. Nicer than ole King Kong. Way more friendly than a junkyard dog….which is ironic given his neighbor Leroy seemed so bad. Anyways…that’s all the info we really have on Uriah.