World’s Newest Nation in Search of Official State Videographer

 

The Republic of Slowjamastan — a completely unnecessary, yet somehow functioning “nation” founded in 2021 by two best friends and longtime radio misfits — is now hiring its first official videographer.

Over the past three years, we’ve built an actual country out of desert dirt and bad ideas. We’ve pulled off ridiculous stunts, diplomatic disasters, and real-life movie moments that no sane person would believe. The only problem? We didn’t film half of it. (Yes, we’re geniuses. No, we’re not proud.)

That changes now. We’re putting out an official call for someone brave, creative, and possibly unhinged enough to document our ongoing madness.

🎬 A Few “Official” State Adventures Include:

• Crashing the NATO Summit in Washington, D.C.
• Wandering into NATO Headquarters in Brussels (they still don’t know how).
• Dining in Havana with actual ambassadors who have no idea why we were there.
• Fighting a traffic ticket in full Slowjamastani uniform.
• Being followed by a Border Patrol helicopter (and pulled over 10+ times).
• Being detained by a sheriff who clearly missed Geography 101.
• Speaking to a high school government class — and getting yelled at by an angry Karen.

 

 

🎥 Who We’re Looking For:

Not just a “gig” — we’re recruiting a partner in absurdity. Someone who gets it.
Someone who sees the potential in this world we’ve created — equal parts comedy, chaos, and diplomacy.

The right videographer will:

• Capture high-quality footage – THIS style.
• Deliver great audio — no wind, no muffled mumbling, no excuses.
• Handle your own processing and color; no editing required.
• Communicate well, laugh often, and contribute ideas.
• Be based in or near San Diego.This is the filming style we’re looking for:

 

💰 Compensation:

Let’s be honest: we’re currently losing money faster than a Vegas tourist on day two.
But we believe in what we’re building — and we know the right person will see the potential, too.
Pay is negotiable; talent is priceless. Let’s make something legendary (and eventually profitable).

Schedule: Mostly weekends, mornings through early afternoon. Around 10 hours a month of shooting — two sessions per month.

✈️ Fringe Benefits Include:

• Occasional travel, both domestic and international.
• Celebrity encounters — we work in radio and sometimes brush elbows with the famous (or infamous).
• Adventures that are always wild, never boring.
• And yes… occasional proximity to “questionable” individuals — mostly the Sultan’s rejected admirers.

🚨 Final Words from the Ministry of Opportunity:

If this sounds lame, boring, or beneath your cinematic genius — flee now. Forget we ever spoke.
But if you understand satire, crave creative freedom, and are slightly allergic to normal… congratulations. You might just be our new official videographer of Slowjamastan.

Check out our YouTube channel and socials. If you vibe with our chaos, email sultan*slowjamastan.org Replace with “*” with an “@.” And let’s talk.

Long live Slowjamastan. Crocs remain banned.