Citizens of the Republic, attention.
On Sunday, March 29 at precisely 5:00 PM Pacific, the Supreme Leader himself—the Sultan—alongside the honorable Chief, will take to the airwaves for a historic broadcast: “Ask The Sultan and Chief.”
Across the globe, you will assemble at your assigned hour:
5:00 PM Pacific
6:00 PM Mountain
7:00 PM Central
8:00 PM Eastern
This is not casual programming. This is appointment viewing.
You will have rare access. Questions will be answered. Mysteries will be clarified. Policies may be explained… or not. The fate of Crocs may even be discussed. Nothing is off the table—except disrespect.
Submit your questions immediately in the comments section below. Do not delay. Your inquiry may be selected. Your voice may echo across the nation.
Mark your calendars. Set alarms. Cancel lesser plans.
At the appointed hour, the nation watches.
Be present. Or hear about it later with regret.