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Author: Slowjamastan State Department

First Visit to Slowjamastan by a Sitting President

Posted on May 21, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

    BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER May 20th, 2023          Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, neighbors, allies and onlookers flocked to The Republic to witness a Slowjamastan first, as the young

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Sultan Infiltrates American Media: See His Excellency on The Kelly Clarkson Show

Posted on April 29, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER April 29th, 2023     Los Angeles: Our Dear Leader has once again infiltrated the American media, this time, appearing on NBC‘s The Kelly Clarkson Show, on Monday, May 1st. The Sultan said, “I

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National TV and Radio

Posted on April 27, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

       Slowjamastan’s national TV network has launched via our official YouTube channel HERE .           Slowjamastan’s national radio station is Slow Jams Radio. In partnership with iHeart Radio , Slow Jams Radio is

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Department of Treasury

Posted on April 27, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

Currency: Dubles (rhymes with Russian “Rubles”) Coins: Dubloons Secretary of Treasury: Dave Denes Federal Bank: Bank of Slowjamastan     BREAKING NEWS: Sultan to release 100-Duble commemorative coin on December 1st for Slowjamstan’s One Year Independence Anniversary!  

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Slowjamastan Porder Batrol

Posted on April 27, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  In 2022, Slowjamastan Porder Batrol… Seized 427 pairs of Crocs Stopped 79 drivers who had their feet on the dashboard Constructed 14 feet of new border fence Destroyed 17 tunnels (later discovered to be just gophers, but still…)  

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Sultan Pimps Rides, Crowds Stunned

Posted on April 17, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

       BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER April 3rd, 2023   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: Under 20,000 Slowjamastani citizens and supporters joined The Sultan and Parliament last to celebrate the arrival of the two latest official state vehicles to

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16 Nations That Have Recognized and Stamped the Slowjamastan Passport

Posted on February 5, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 4th, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: From the looks of it, The Slowjamastan passport is quickly on its way to becoming on of the most powerful passports in the world. On recent trips through Africa

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The First Five Slowjamastan Events in 2023

Posted on January 29, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 27th, 2023     Dublândia, Slowjamastan: If you missed the chance to meet The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament members in 2022, this year promises even more opportunities to catch up with the leaders of

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Sultan Swings By 12 Nations
Diplomatic Mission Recap

Posted on January 26, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 24, 2023 San Diego: It was wheels up once again in December, as our great Sultan continued his quest to see every country in the world. There are 193 nations on the planet.

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Under 50,000 Visit for Slowjamastan Spooktacular

Posted on December 2, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: The masses converged on The Motherland last weekend for what critics are calling one of the world’s most over-hyped mediocre events of the century: The Slowjamastan Spooktacular .

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