Comrades! The Motherland is giving away more official Slowjamastan passports!

Here is how you may attempt to become one of the fortunate:

1. Watch “Greetings from Slowjamastan” — Episode 7 below. And yes, comrades, watch the whole video. The Ministry of Skipping Ahead is watching.

2. Subscribe to our YouTube channel HERE.

3. Leave a COMMENT under the video (on YouTube.) 

4. Share the video on social media!

5. Then enter your information below for your chance to WIN a Slowjamastan passport!

Citizenship has its privileges. So does following instructions.

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What was the FIRST, SPECIFIC table "game" The Chief proposed to play in Las Vegas, and why wasn't it a good idea? (90% of people will get this wrong - pay attention!) *

Watch Episode 7 of “Greetings from Slowjamastan” above to discover the correct answer, comrades! Only entries with the correct answer will be counted. Do not dishonor the Motherland. Do not guess. Do not mess this up.

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