Slowjamastan Flag Beanie

Description

Introducing the Official Slowjamastan Flag Beanie — the warmest, most patriotic head-sock ever woven by underpaid textile interns in the Sultan’s basement. Featuring our glorious flag (yes, the same one people keep mistaking for Palau’s), this majestic dome-warmer tells the world, “I stand with Slowjamastan, I oppose Crocs, and I have impeccable fashion sense.”

Perfect for chilly nights, diplomatic incidents, or when you just want strangers to ask, “Slow… what now?”

– Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
– Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
– Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
– Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
– Double-layered
– Regular fit (order a size up for a slouchy fit)
– Wash at 86°F (30°C)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!