“Not THAT Kind of Cult” Unisex Tank Top


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When you want to profess your love for Kool-Aid, but also let people know not THAT kind of Kool-Aid! This new Slowjamastan-made staple tank top is a timeless classic intended for anyone looking to represent our great nation comfortably, with high quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Made by Croc-wearing criminals at The Slowjamastan Reeducation Center

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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