Slowjamastan Citizen Premium Listing Service

 

 

Your Premium Listing grants the following state-approved privileges:

• Your name and likeness shall be displayed upon the Premium Citizen Page of the Republic. (Free members are not granted visual
   recognition. They remain… unseen.)
• You will receive an official, print-ready, embossed Citizenship Approval Decree and letter from the Ministry of Immigration—bearing the
   sacred seal and signature of The Sultan. (Digital transmission provided in both PDF and JPG formats for printing and public display.)
• You are hereby assigned a unique citizen number—permanently logged in the records of the state.

Yes, citizen—that is indeed Ken Jennings.

Yes, you are authorized to submit photo of humorous or unusual nature—including, but not limited to, image of you holding your cat.

And yes… your cat may also be granted Premium Citizenship.

In this Republic, even feline comrades may rise. All is documented. All is official. All is glorious.

 

 

This service does NOT include:

• Permission to live, work or camp in Slowjamastan.
• Passport. (Available for purchase in our SHOP.)
• Visa assistance for The United States (We are completely surrounded by the USA.)
• Please read our important TRAVEL ADVISORY here if you are seeking to visit us.

Instructions: Submit registration fee below. Then, send passport-style photo (with white background) to: info (at) slowjamastan.org
If you don’t have a passport photo already, just take a picture with your phone, against a white wall, with good lighting. If you don’t send us your photo, we can’t publish your listing.

 

Turnaround Time: It usually takes 72 hours, however due to a backlog of applications, this may take 1-4 weeks, but rest assured, we got you!

Payment: You can Venmo $19.99 to @slowjamastan or use the Paypal link below.