SlowjamaStanley Cup (2024)

Description

There’s only one item hotter than the “Stanley Cup” today: Meet the “SlowjamaStanley” Cup!
“SlowjamaStanley” is The Republic of Slowjamastan’s official mascot: Our beloved raccoon, which is also our nation’s national animal. He keeps a watchful eye over our land when our border agents are taking a siesta…which seems to happen often! Come to think of it, SlowjamaStanley might even be more famous than our Sultan…and almost as good looking! And now this glorious raccoon has his own cup, which can soon be in YOUR paws!
Sip in style and comfort with your SlowjamaStanley cup and travel mug. With its sleek and durable design, you’ll love taking this cup wherever you go. It fits into most car cup holders and has a spill-proof plastic lid. Commute to work or go on new adventures—this travel mug will keep your beverage safe and at just the right temperature.
• Made with stainless steel and BPA-free plastic
• Capacity: 25 oz (739 ml)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ × 6.9″ (8.4 × 20 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ × 6.9″ (7 × 20 cm)
• Hand-wash only
• Made by former Croc-wearers serving our nation inside The Slowjamastan Re-Education Camp
• Not affiliated with Stanley brand
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!