February 28th, 2024


Dublândia: Concerned citizens, passers-by and even American law enforcement agencies are showing growing concern over the unidentified and gargantuan steel object currently being constructed inside the borders of The Republic of Slowjamastan. It seems to be growing every day.

What is it? How big will it get? What will it be used for?



All of those questions and more will be answered on Saturday, April 27th at 5PM, in the nation of Slowjamastan. And in case you’re wondering, yes, you are invited.

Get all the details and RSVP HERE. Capacity is limited to 20,000 persons, so early arrival is suggested. Admission and parking are free.

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