BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER
February 28th, 2024
Dublândia: Concerned citizens, passers-by and even American law enforcement agencies are showing growing concern over the unidentified and gargantuan steel object currently being constructed inside the borders of The Republic of Slowjamastan. It seems to be growing every day.
What is it? How big will it get? What will it be used for?
All of those questions and more will be answered on Saturday, April 27th at 5PM, in the nation of Slowjamastan. And in case you’re wondering, yes, you are invited.
Get all the details and RSVP HERE. Capacity is limited to 20,000 persons, so early arrival is suggested. Admission and parking are free.
Aloha from SbaRAS (Sovereign Republic of Anahola Shores)
WOW! Many thanks for the invitation to 27 April. I hope to be there at least in spirit if not in corpore.
Best A for tmhe success of the event.
Heu`ionalani
Charge D’affaires
aka Ambassador Wyeth
Yes yes yes slowjamastan. I accept the invite.
Lord Gilbert and Lady Li of the Principality of Sealand will be honored to attend.
I love you from paris😘❤❤❤DR Laibi Youssouf
The federation of Boozer would love to be present
Leider kann ich nicht dabei sein. Wir arbeiten daran in Germany eine Botschaft zu errichten.Ich wünsche allen viel spass und bleibt gesund…Torsten Fritsch