LONG BEACH, CA — The glorious Republic of Slowjamastan has announced its strategic cultural expansion into the prestigious Travel & Adventure Show, landing triumphantly at the Long Beach Convention Center on Saturday and Sunday, March 7th and 8th. While so-called “larger” nations like Brazil, Japan, and France attempt to impress with centuries of history and functioning infrastructure, Slowjamastan will dominate with pure charisma, maraschino cherries, and unmatched national pride.

Supreme Leader The Sultan and the esteemed Chief will personally command the Slowjamastani booth — an interactive diplomatic powerhouse where attendees may:
• Meet their future ruler face-to-face
• Enjoy free samples of our national fruit (the mighty maraschino cherry)
• Purchase an official passport
• Publicly pledge allegiance to the fastest-growing micronation on Earth

Citizens and future citizens alike are instructed to make the first stop of their next vacation the Los Angeles Travel & Adventure Show, where thousands of global destinations will showcase their offerings and travel experts will stand ready to customize journeys. Three on-floor theaters will broadcast travel tips, trends, and tactical packing intelligence.

Attendees may also encounter travel luminaries including Phil Rosenthal, Pauline Frommer, and Peter Greenberg — all undoubtedly hoping to one day secure Slowjamastani visas.

With tens-of-thousands of dollars in travel savings, trip giveaways, and exclusive show-only deals included with admission, the event promises opportunity. But let it be known: while other countries offer brochures, Slowjamastan offers destiny.

Report to Booth Slowjamastan.
Taste the cherry.
Sign the pledge.
Secure your passport.

All other nations are welcome to try their best.

Get tickets and info for The Travel & Adventure Show HERE.

Become a Slowjamastan citizen for free, HERE.