Comrades! The Motherland is giving away official Slowjamastan passports!
Here is how you may attempt to become one of the fortunate:
1. Watch “Greetings from Slowjamastan” — Episode Three below. And yes, comrades, watch the whole video. The Ministry of Skipping Ahead is watching.
2. Leave a COMMENT under the video (on YouTube.)
3. Then enter your information below for your chance to WIN a Slowjamastan passport!
Citizenship has its privileges. So does following instructions.
HI.
I WANT TO BECOME UR MEMBER
Long life and glory for Slowjamastan
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Dictators are being persecuted? Don’t be next, Sultan. Sign a pact with Argentina.
You said don’t submit 47 more entries – do you know that’s the secret number of Pomona College?
Just wondering if you are going to play Frankie J’s single on the next episode?
“This is SLOjamastan!”
Sir I need your passport
i hope i win! ive been following for 3 years waiting for this opportunity
Leave California it’s falling in the ocean
No crocks
No crocs
Glory to Slowjamastan!!!!!!!
El Sultan cada dia esta mas elegante. Le falta un palacio a su medida.
Hilarious! ‘put the dick in dictatorship’… 😂🤣
I am a doctor
This is Slowjamastan!!
Slowjamastan….🎶🎵🎼🎤