Comrades! The Motherland is giving away official Slowjamastan passports!

Here is how you may attempt to become one of the fortunate:

Watch “Greetings from Slowjamastan” — Episode Three below. And yes, comrades, watch the whole video. The Ministry of Skipping Ahead is watching.

Then enter your information below for your chance to WIN a Slowjamastan passport!

Citizenship has its privileges. So does following instructions.

Frankie Your tell

What did Frankie J tell his manager? *

Watch Episode 3 of “Greetings from Slowjamastan” above to discover the correct answer, comrades! Only entries with the correct answer will be counted. Do not dishonor the Motherland. Do not guess. Do not mess this up.

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We need your email address so we can contact you if you are a winner!

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