Comrades! The Motherland is giving away official Slowjamastan passports!
Here is how you may attempt to become one of the fortunate:
1. Watch “Greetings from Slowjamastan” — Episode Three below. And yes, comrades, watch the whole video. The Ministry of Skipping Ahead is watching.
2. Leave a COMMENT under the video (on YouTube.)
3. Then enter your information below for your chance to WIN a Slowjamastan passport!
Citizenship has its privileges. So does following instructions.
HI.
I WANT TO BECOME UR MEMBER
Long life and glory for Slowjamastan
This is a reply. It’s the best reply you’ve ever seen. Nobody knows more about replies than I do. I’ve been doing replies my whole life. I really think I have done more replies than anyone. Anyone I know of, anyway. And I do the best, the best replies. You see? Nobody even knows what a reply really is. Nobody has ever heard of the reply before. Did you know? I don’t think so. And I reply the best.
David, I can see by your reply that you are the greatest. Better than anything we have seen before. Do you have a red hat for me!!! 🙂
Your reply to the reply is the greatest reply to a reply that I’ve ever seen!!
Dictators are being persecuted? Don’t be next, Sultan. Sign a pact with Argentina.
You said don’t submit 47 more entries – do you know that’s the secret number of Pomona College?
I don’t know whether His Excellency knew that. But I knew it when I went to Caltech. Then I forgot it, and I don’t remember whether I mentioned it to anyone else in the meantime. So it might still be a secret.
Just wondering if you are going to play Frankie J’s single on the next episode?
“This is SLOjamastan!”
Sir I need your passport
i hope i win! ive been following for 3 years waiting for this opportunity
Leave California it’s falling in the ocean
wild
That already happened. The part of California that you see now is what remained sticking out of the water after the rest went in. Slowjamastan is not real high above sea level (MSL), but very adequately above the level of the inland Sultan Sea. And, again, California has already fallen and is sitting solidly on the ocean floor.
If you’re concerned about a state going underwater, though, Florida seems kind of susceptible. I don’t know of any micronations there. I do know they have crocs, though, so I just haven’t been very interested.
No crocks
No crocs
Glory to Slowjamastan!!!!!!!
El Sultan cada dia esta mas elegante. Le falta un palacio a su medida.
Hilarious! ‘put the dick in dictatorship’… 😂🤣
I am a doctor
With a few more rehearsals, this Mr. Frankie Jay shows promise, for performing the glorious Slowjamistani national anthem.
Have the distinguished aides of Sultanworld considered perhaps Beyoncé? Surely she would respond to an invitation for this great honor, as long as persons in her entourage are not pursued by the Porder Batrol.
This is Slowjamastan!!
Slowjamastan….🎶🎵🎼🎤
guys, I want a passport so bad
That interview was a croc. I don’t even know Beto and I fired him, too!
Im curious
should we open some ambasy or consulate in Poland?
Ramen
KBS
Greetings from Slowjamastan is kind of like a weekly soap opera – full of drama, feelings, and cliff-hangers, but unlike soap operas, it’s brilliant and funny.
It truly brings a smile to your face!
Really hoping I can get one! I’m a citizen and proud part of Slowjamastan’s youth. I even tried writing a letter to the sultan!
Make me official, and I will eradicate crocs forever!
Glory to the one and only Slowjamastan!
It is my great honor and responsibility to be fortunate enough to even apply for a passport to Slowjamastan.
I will show my pride and patriotism to Slowjamastan everywhere I go. Thank you, Slowjamastan
– Kaden S.
Will not let me comment on YouTube episode 3.
It was brilliantly done. The Sultan really is the boss.
Hope i win a passport, not many of us in the UK.
Long Live The Sultan!
Love Slowjamistan
I’ll be getting a passport if I have to buy one
Хай живе Slowjamastan
Dear Sultan and the people of Slowjamastan,
I would like to congratulate you on your nation and everything you have accomplished. I have great respect for you, your family, and your entire country.
I am very interested in becoming a citizen of Slowjamastan. I would like to live there, have Slowjamastani nationality, and, if possible, obtain a Slowjamastani passport.
I am currently in Afghanistan, and I would also like to know if it is possible for me to visit or live in Slowjamastan in the future.
If you are kind enough, could you please send me the visa or citizenship application form so that I can complete it and apply?
Thank you very much for your time and consideration.
With respect,
[Your Name]
I like Slowjamastan.
I, too, was a dj- when I was 14. It was my first real job in a very small ranching town. Dr Demento and Wolf Man Jack were my favorite shows. It looks hot in Slowjamistan. Do you have air conditioning?
Viva Slowjamastan! Death to Crocs!
I really would like to be the winner please pick me up Anna the best citizen and slowjamastan next to the Salton xoxo
I really would like to be the winner please pick me up Anna the best citizen and slowjamastan next to the Salton xoxo love this country
Hark! From the sands of Slowjamastan, where the royal banners fly,
There reigns the mighty Sultan, whose glory ne’er shall die!
With crown held high and steely gaze, he rules both road and land,
While Frankie J. rides at his side, with flask firmly in hand.
“By Sultan’s law!” the herald cries, “Let every highway tremble!”
The royal steeds go roaring forth, and lesser kingdoms disassemble!
So drain your cups and shout his name till dawn consumes the land:
Long live the Sultan, Lord of Slowjamastan, supreme by royal command!
Long live Slowjamastan ♥️💯🎊
This was a good episode loved it
This was a good episode loved it and death to crocs
Do you need a paper boy? I can deliver your publication to the wonderful citizens of SloJaMatan.