Buy a Brick and Leave Your Legacy
Engrave up to three lines of text with 20 characters per line…
Recognize a special person in your life. Honor a casual effort. Commemorate a special occasion. The possibilities are endless.
Through The Republic of Slowjamastan Buy-a-Brick Program, you can be a part of an enduring piece of our great nation.
For just $99.99, you can choose a message to be laser-engraved on one of the bricks paving Independence Square.
You may have seen bricks like these at your favorite ballpark, school or Disneyland. This is your opportunity to leave your mark on the very foundation of this brand-new country.
You can engrave up to three lines of text with 20 characters per line. The 20 character per line includes all spaces and punctuation marks.
Bricks will be manufactured and laser-engraved with your message and shipped directly to The Republic of Slowjamastan for installation. Approximate date of installation: 2024 and will depend on total number of bricks ordered in total by all customers. After we receive your order, check your email: We’ll send you a request for your text within 48-hours. You can engrave up to three lines of text with 20 characters per line. All engraved text is automatically centered and will be engraved on the brick in the case (lower, upper, etc.) as received.
You can Venmo $99.99 to @slowjamastan or use the Paypal link here: