BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER
June 4th, 2023
Dublândia: Earlier this morning, The Sultan announced his attendance at Microcon 2023, being held Saturday, July 1st in Joliet, Illinois. The Sultan will attend the international conference of micronations, along with Slowjamastan Parliament, allies, supporters and friends. Security will be on high alert as Pro-Croc demonstrators are expected to descend on the conference.
The Sultan said, “Rabble Rousers will be dealt with accordingly. There will be no tolerance for Crocs, whether inside our great nation or during this diplomatic visit in America. A wise man once said, ‘F**k around and find out.’”
The Sultan welcomes all citizens and friends of Slowjamastan to join His Excellency on July 1st. Registration for the Saturday conference is $65 US dollars. IMPORTANT: When you register, make sure to type SLOWJAMASTAN under “delegation.
Confirmed in attendance:
The Sultan – His Excellency Randy Williams
Chief Porder Batrol Agent – Mark Corona
Governess of Snooklyn – Kathy Snook
Governess of Higher Wadi – Samantha Speckmeyer
Director Emergency Services – Rescue Rick
Supervisor of The Streets – Beau Duran
Ted Nims – Slowjamastani Citizen
*** REGISTER FOR MICROCON HERE ***
Note that there will also be a European Microcon in Belgium this August – The Sultan will attend…but then, not another Microcon until 2025. So don’t miss this one!
>>> RELATED: Sultan Speaks in front of under 70,000 at Microcon 2022.
Here are some of the best moments from Microcon 2022:
Ready for takeoff! Sultan, Glenn, Mom, Rescue Rick!
First class on Southwest Airlines!
Let’s roll!
Checked in.
Sultan and Melissa.
Melissa, Governess Samantha and Governor Donald of DonSam Wadi.
Late night taco stop.
Official.
Slowjamastan Secret Service.
SSS.
SSS.
Posse.
Sultan and Slowjamastan display.
What a beautiful display of our national assets.
SSS on hand.
Chief Border Patrol Agent, Sultan, Rick and SSS.
Slowjamastan alongside State of DonSam Wadi.
DonSam Wadi,
Press Secretary Tim Richards, Connie Breeze (American media), Sultan, Chief Border Agent, Rescue Rick.
Slowjamastan Parliament.
DonSam Wadi and Molossia’s First Lady and President.
The room was packed with leaders from around the world.
We mean serious business.
Sultan.
Sultan and Charles, Grand Emir of Raphania
Sultan with Supreme General Commander Grand Sergeant Major Chief Master Sergeant Supreme Leader King Iain Turnbull, Leader of The Grand Republic of Moontonia
Diplomatic meetings.
A standoff?
Posse.
A special gift from David Christensen, leader of The Empire of Aeternia
Wait just a minute – is this a time share contract???
Grand Emir of Raphania asking The Sultan about his sexy hat.
Ambulatory Free States of Obsidia.
An honor to meet Princess Cloe of the Principality of Sancratosia.
Sultan and Governor Caliva discuss the turkey sandwich that was served for lunch. Perhaps there was a mistake?
Diplomatic meetings.
Farr Out! The Sultan meets with President Farr of West Who.
Posse.
Sovereign-Prince Jean-Pierre IV of The Principality of Aigues-Mortes.
He did not pour The Sultan a drink. Perhaps there was a miscommunication.
Governor Caliva speaks…
Squashes the DonSam Wadi-Palmerstan beef.
Rescue Rick goes over “in case of emergency” directions and evacuation instructions.
Chief Border Patrol Agent Mark Corona tells potential illegal aliens, “Do not come. Do not come.”
The Sultan speaks.
Works as strong as the Bengali tiger, yet as smooth as silk.
The Sultan greets Commodore Miller.
Zaq Landsberg of Zaqistan accepts The Slowjamastan Inspiration Award.
The Sultan accepts a special invitation from Zaq.
Grand Duke Travis is Westarctica presents The Sultan with The Desert Heart Award.
The Sultan presents awards to Molossia and Zaqistan.
A moment that will go down in history!
The Sultan and President Kevin Baugh of Molossia.
The Sultan and President Kevin Baugh of Molossia.
The Sultan and Chief Border Agent with Molossia’s President and cabinet.
The “incident.”
MicroCon 2022!
On my bucket list to someday have a one on one conversation with the Sultan about world affairs, but I am afraid I’ll be unable to meet his gaze if and when that great day occurs.
Mr. President thank you for building us a new nation adding to 193 making 194.
I am from Ghana and I am a teacher by profession and I teach math. I will beg of you if there chance or a need for that post, I am ready to come and work and stay with my family to help build up the new created nation. I hold Bachelor of Education with 15 years working experience.
Thank you.
My WhatsApp contact +23XXXXXXXXX.
How i am make member of these
I want to come to your country. I like your country very much. Can you help me to get a visa?
I am a Bangladeshi currently working in Saudi Arabia I want to visit your country I like your country very much can you help me to come to your country
Assalamualaikum Mr. Sultan. At first take my love. I am 17years old a little boy. I want to be a citizen of your country. Could you help me please because I love your country and your pretiction rules. If I get the leadership of your country then I will try my best to be a good citizen and come forward in the development of the country.I may not have any talent but I will try my best to protect the country and I will not hesitate to do whatever it takes for the country.
You know the rest because you understand this world better than me, so you know very well what is good and what is bad. My dream of becoming a citizen of your country is now in your hands. Hope you help.assalamualaikum
By the way I’m from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🖤
Wa-Alaikum-Salaam Ahmed! This is the Sultan speaking. It is so very nice to meet you and I am so glad you stopped by to say hello. I’m afraid (and a little embarrassed) at the moment Slowjamastan is not ready for permanent visitors. We lack roads, electricity and even water. There are no livable structures. And since we do not have an airport, the only way into Slowjamastan is through America, and I am aware that their visa process is rather difficult. The truth is, Slowjamastan was really designed as an online, or “virtual” nation – a country that everyone in the world can belong to, in their hearts and minds – not necessarily physically. I hope you understand and I hope we can be lifelong friends. From your I.P. address, I see you are in Bangladesh. This is one of The Sultan’s favorite countries in the world. I visited in 2019 and had an amazing time. Your people are some of the best in the world – and you are a prime example. I hope to meet you in person one day. Strong hug and God bless you. -Sultan
Hello sir. I’m not perfect at all but My hide is about 6 feet. I want to work in the rank of army soldiers in your country if you allow citizenship opportunities. And I will try my best to build the country
But can you breakdance?
The Crown Master of Laziness wishes to meet with you, however, the Crown Master is too lazy to do so. He/She does wish to become an ambassador so you may have a representative within the southern Republic of Texas.
Mr. President thank you for building us a new nation adding to 193 making 194.
I am from bangladesh and I am a journalist. I will beg of you if there chance or a need for that post, I am ready to come and work and stay with my family to help build up the new created nation. I hold Bachelor of Education with 15 years working experience.
Thank you.
My WhatsApp contact +017XXXX58
So great to know you, Zakir! Kindly read our latest travel advisory.
hello, Mr president I am from Bangladesh I want to join your country in technology and as graphic designer
Great to meet you my friend!
I am at a refugee case in us and I want to ask is their any option for us in slowjamastan for us. Any PR option or anything else like that?
Please read our travel advisory on the main page.
Iam interested in travelling, I haven’t traveled anywhere yet , I am willing to go there if you invite me. After a few days I want to travel to India , if sultan invite me to visit his country then
i would go there because the place is very interesting , i wish my first journey begin with your country…
Nice to meet you
Great to meet you! Strong hug!