BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER
April 29th, 2023
Los Angeles: Our Dear Leader has once again infiltrated the American media, this time, appearing on NBC‘s The Kelly Clarkson Show, on Monday, May 1st.
The Sultan said, “I have been training for this moment for years. It’s finally time to represent our great nation to all Americans…to show them the way!”
Sources tell Slowjamastan News that The Sultan has been practicing and perfecting his American accent for years. On many days, His Excellency practices the tricky foreign accent for up to 14 hours a day. Our Sultan is committed.
Watch our Sultan’s thrilling performance here:
Wow! Amazing job – His Excellency nailed it. Another win for The Republic!
We would like to wish our Dear Leader a safe and productive trip to his final country!