BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER
April 29th, 2023
Los Angeles: Our Dear Leader has once again infiltrated the American media, this time, appearing on NBC‘s The Kelly Clarkson Show, on Monday, May 1st.
The Sultan said, “I have been training for this moment for years. It’s finally time to represent our great nation to all Americans…to show them the way!”
Sources tell Slowjamastan News that The Sultan has been practicing and perfecting his American accent for years. On many days, His Excellency practices the tricky foreign accent for up to 14 hours a day. Our Sultan is committed.
Watch our Sultan’s thrilling performance here:
Wow! Amazing job – His Excellency nailed it. Another win for The Republic!
We would like to wish our Dear Leader a safe and productive trip to his final country!
All hail our sultan.
It’s my birthday today.
Happy birthday, comrade!
Happy b day
Yasssss! 🙌🙌
Yes! We love His Excellency, the greatest Sultan to walk the Earth!
And he loves you!
Will this help Slowjamastan receive foreign aid from America to help with trade between Slowjamastan and America and $$$ to help protect Slowjamastan and friend America from the evil forces of the world?
My comrade, it is US that sends foreign aid to America, however this may help the recruitment of ladies to The Sultan’s harem. It’s in dire need of replenishment.
Hey Howdy All Slowjamastanians,
Happy Trails to all
Why didn’t Our Great Leader not Bow Down to Kelly? What do the many countries that you visited use for toilet paper? As we know many countries don’t have the many advantages as Slowjamistan. Do any places you visited cover up their dump like a cat does?
I just set my cable box to record the show. Looking forward to his Royal Majesty’s Silliness. 🙂
Thank you, Comrade. Spoiler alert: Silliness has been stifled in order to not blow his cover.
Fantastic.
I hope all goes well!!!
Thank you!
Wow, can’t wait to visit this great nation! Not sure when, but soon! If I find it hospitable perhaps I’ll apply for residency and a position in the Sultan’s harem🙏🏾
Now you’re talking!