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Month: December 2021

“New Country, Who Dis?” Sultan Declares Independence

Posted on December 12, 2021 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER DECEMBER 1, 2021        Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At 12:26 Slowjamastan Standard Time, the Sultan took pen to paper and rocked the international community, signing a document that would declare

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