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The United Territories of The Sovereign Nation of The People's Republic of Slowjamastan

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Month: November 2023

Win a Passport and Slowjamastan Prize Pack!

Posted on November 30, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  Show Your Spirit, Win Prizes! In celebration of our country’s independence, our generous Sultan is opening up his coffers and handing out free passports and prizes to those showing their love for Slowjamastan!     Ten winners will be

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CYBER MONDAY SALE!

Posted on November 23, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  Black Friday Sale EXTENDED Through Monday We’ve never, ever had a “sale.” But here’s the deal…our nation is teetering on the brink of financial collapse and we need capital. So YOU win! Take advantage of these never before offered

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Sultan’s Spectacle: Grand Entrance in Brawley, CA for the ‘Cattle Call’ Parade Leaves Cows Envious and Locals Confused

Posted on November 15, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER November 15, 2023   The bustling streets of Brawley, California, transformed into a theater of absurdity as hordes of enthusiastic Americans eagerly awaited the grand spectacle of The Sultan and his motorcade during

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The Sultan Strikes Again: Diplomacy Dinner Crashed, Buffet Conquered!

Posted on November 15, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER November 14th, 2023   Havana: In a plot twist even Hollywood couldn’t concoct, The Sultan recently graced Cuba with his royal presence, crashing a diplomatic dinner like it was a pizza party at

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Recent Posts

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