Land-locked micronation surrounded by California welcomes its first naval vessel BY CASEY MEAD l SLOWJAMASTAN SPINDERELLA AND HIGH PRIESTESS OF HOTDAMASTAN April 27th, 2024 This past weekend, citizens and visitors attending a celebratory event in
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Breaking News: Parking Ticket Sparks Tension Between Slowjamastan and United States BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER April 9th, 2024 San Diego: In a shocking turn of events, the unbreakable bond between Slowjamastan and the United
Royal Intervention: Sultan Enlists San Diego DA in Battle Against Contraband Clown Shoes BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER April 6th, 2024 In a scene reminiscent of a B-movie diplomatic crisis, the Sultan rolled out the