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Month: October 2021

Sultan Secures Land, Plans Secession

Posted on October 14, 2021 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 4, 2021   Imperial County, CA, USA: At around 2PM, Slowjamastan time today, it became official: The Sultan of Slowjamastan cementing a deal with the County of Imperial, California, USA, to procure a

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They See Me Rollin’: Slowjamastan Fleet Unveiled One Vehicle at a Time

Posted on October 4, 2021 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 3, 2021   They see me rollin’…they hatin’. That was the sound of the Sultan ridin’ through the streets of Slowjamastan this weekend in his new Mercedes Benz, the first official state vehicle.

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