March 2025, The Republic of Slowjamastan

Massive Caravans of Americans Seek Asylum in Slowjamastan—But not so Fast!

Posted on March 18, 2025 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER March 18th, 2025 The Republic of Slowjamastan – In what experts are calling “the greatest migration in modern history,” massive caravans of Americans are heading toward the border of The Glorious

Sultan Imposes 6,000,000% Tariff on Crocs, Calls Them “Threat to National Security”

Posted on March 4, 2025 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER March 4th, 2025 The Republic of Slowjamastan – In a bold move to protect his nation’s dignity, The Sultan of Slowjamastan has announced a 6,000,000% tariff on all imports of Crocs,

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Month: March 2025