SCROLL DOWN TO VOTE Voting Instructions for the 2024 Republic of Slowjamastan Election: The Greatest Election Ever! Greetings, esteemed citizens of Slowjamastan! It’s that time again when we get to exercise our most sacred right: the
Month: October 2024
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 27th, 2024 Heber, CA – Last Saturday, residents of Heber were in for a wild ride as The Sultan of Slowjamastan himself rolled into town to join the annual Fall Fiesta
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 20th, 2024 Algiers – In the quiet hills of Tizi Ouzou, Algerian Mourad Tabti had just one dream: to hold in his hands the holy grail of citizenship—his very own Slowjamastani