BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 23rd, 2025 SLOWJAMASTAN — The Sultan’s latest initiative to spread Slowjamastani culture and mild chaos has officially hit the streets—sort of. The brand-new, official Slowjamastani-issued “DIPLOMAT” license plate is now available
Month: October 2025
DIPLOMATIC INCIDENT ROCKS SLOWJAMASTAN–AMERICA RELATIONS BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER October 23rd, 2025 PINAL COUNTY, AZ — What began as a peaceful diplomatic mission across North America turned into a full-blown international crisis Thursday afternoon