BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER September 9th, 2025 SAN DIEGO — History was made this weekend inside the bustling Consulate of Slowjamastan, where singer-songwriter Max McNown traded guitar strings for government strings. The summit began the
Month: September 2025
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER August 25th, 2025 SLOWJAMASTAN — After nearly five years of hype, ribbon-cuttings, and empty promises, Slowjamastan’s most anticipated attraction—The Sultan’s Lazy River™—finally opened this weekend. Citizens rushed to float along its