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Month: September 2025

Max McNown Joins the Parliament of Slowjamastan After Historic Taco Summit with The Sultan

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Slowjamastan State Department

    BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER September 9th, 2025   SAN DIEGO — History was made this weekend inside the bustling Consulate of Slowjamastan, where singer-songwriter Max McNown traded guitar strings for government strings. The summit began the

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VIDEO: The Sultan’s Lazy River™ Opens… Then Immediately Closes

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Slowjamastan State Department

    BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 25th, 2025   SLOWJAMASTAN — After nearly five years of hype, ribbon-cuttings, and empty promises, Slowjamastan’s most anticipated attraction—The Sultan’s Lazy River™—finally opened this weekend. Citizens rushed to float along its

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  • Max McNown Joins the Parliament of Slowjamastan After Historic Taco Summit with The Sultan
  • VIDEO: The Sultan’s Lazy River™ Opens… Then Immediately Closes
  • Pits of Deceit: Sultan’s Guac Crushed by American Interference (Again)
  • The Sultan to Host MicroCon 27, the Weirdest Gathering of World Leaders You’ve Never Heard Of
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  2. Mike Spangler on VIDEO: The Sultan’s Lazy River™ Opens… Then Immediately Closes
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  4. Charles Keller on The Sultan to Host MicroCon 27, the Weirdest Gathering of World Leaders You’ve Never Heard Of
  5. Slowjamastan State Department on Pits of Deceit: Sultan’s Guac Crushed by American Interference (Again)

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