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Month: March 2024

Sultan Hires Artistically Inclined Minister for Oil and Canvas Affairs

Posted on March 30, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

      Sultan’s Stroke of Genius: Artist Neil Myers Appointed Minister of Oil and Paint BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER March 30th, 2024   In a move that has left the art world spinning on its easel, The

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🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 Win a Trip to Slowjamastan or up to $1,000

Posted on March 4, 2024 by Slowjamastan State Department

    🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 Play Tuesday Night Trivia for a Chance to Win a Trip to Slowjamastan or up to $1,000 Cash! Introducing Slowjamastan’s Tuesday Night Trivia , a live and interactive online game show taking place every

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Recent Posts

  • Max McNown Joins the Parliament of Slowjamastan After Historic Taco Summit with The Sultan
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  • The Sultan to Host MicroCon 27, the Weirdest Gathering of World Leaders You’ve Never Heard Of
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  4. Charles Keller on The Sultan to Host MicroCon 27, the Weirdest Gathering of World Leaders You’ve Never Heard Of
  5. Slowjamastan State Department on Pits of Deceit: Sultan’s Guac Crushed by American Interference (Again)

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